How to Tell if Your Stash of Weed Has Gone Bad
Avoid the conundrum by just storing it well in the first place.
LetвЂ™s say you chance upon a stash of weed you forgot about some time back. Happy day! But вЂ¦ is it even good? You donвЂ™t even remember stowing it away, let alone when you bought it. Can you still smoke it?
Can Weed Go Bad?
The good news is, weed doesnвЂ™t really вЂњgo bad;вЂќ its chemical makeup just changes. Marijuana is a plant, just like the veggies and herbs in your kitchen. Cells break down, molecules oxidize. Just as the dried oregano in your spice rack becomes less flavorful over time, weed becomes less potent. Old weed wonвЂ™t kill you, but it also wonвЂ™t get you all that high.
How to Store Weed
The best way to avoid this question in the first place is to store your weed properly. Glass or ceramic containers are your best bet. You want to make sure the container is airtight, and wonвЂ™t transfer smells or flavors onto your precious weed. Store your pot in a dark, cool refuge thatвЂ™s not your refrigerator or freezer вЂ” too cold environments can suck the sweet, sweet moisture out of those leaves.
Fresh weed is full of the cannabinoids CBD, CBC, and THC, but sit your weed down for a bit in ultraviolet light (i.e., sunlight), and your THC will break down into CBN, a cannabinoid that is way less potent and much more disappointing. Basically: Keep your weed in a still, dark, cool environment, and youвЂ™re guaranteed the best flavor.
But letвЂ™s say you didnвЂ™t get around to storing your weed like you should have, and now youвЂ™re stuck with a Ziploc bag of mystery marijuana that may or may not be good.
If your recently discovered stash doesnвЂ™t look much like weed anymore, just some dried out powdery leaves, itвЂ™s probably not going to be all that enjoyable to smoke. If you spot a fuzzy white powder growing on it, your weed is moldy and you definitely shouldnвЂ™t smoke it, unless you want to risk heart and lung problems. Mold spores, like moist places without a lot of airflow, which can happen if you store your weed where itвЂ™s too moist.
When you pull apart your re-discovered weed in your hands, you should hear snaps, not crackles, which can mean your weed is too dry. If your weed is silent, it has a lot of moisture, and you should be on the lookout for mold.
If your old stash smells musty, or like urine or a locker room, mold is probably the culprit. Chemical or plastic scents are a result of poor storage or pesticide contamination. Old weed might not smell as strong as the day you stuck it somewhere and forgot about it, but it shouldnвЂ™t have any off smells. Weed should smell like weed.
If it looks like your old stash is free of mold, and you decide to light some up, youвЂ™ll know pretty quickly if itвЂ™s really gone bad just by the taste. It should still taste like weed, without off flavors.
Smoking poor quality weed wonвЂ™t hurt you (with the exception of mold) вЂ” it just wonвЂ™t be quite as enjoyable as the fresh stuff. You probably wonвЂ™t get as high thanks to a lower THC content, but thatвЂ™s about it. Enjoy your re-discovered stash!Avoid the conundrum by just storing it well in the first place.
Does weed go bad? Does weed expire? Here’s how long your marijuana will last
For theВ stoners who don’tВ burn through all their weed in a timely fashion вЂ” and those who get so high they forgot where they hid their stash вЂ” the same question arises: How long does weed last? DoesВ marijuanaВ go bad?В
Well, it depends what you mean by “bad.” The fact is, no matter what some bro on a message board told you, weed is never going to expire or rot quite the way milk and meat does. It’s also not going to get significantlyВ less potent or age like a fine wine if you hold onto it for a year. Even so, you might say that weed has something of an unspoken “bestВ usedВ by” date.
When you buy freshly cured marijuana,В there’s a little moisture to the buds that makes them springy and squishy. Over time, depending on how you store it, weed will either dry out or become too wet. Plastic sandwich bags can let moisture out, with the eventual result of weed thatВ crumblesВ and gives off harsh smoke. If you put your weed in the fridge or freezer, or leave it somewhere damp, it’s apt to grow mold вЂ” and it sure won’t burn well. Experts recommend keeping your stash in an airtight jar, at room temperature.
Naturally, desperate times call for desperate highs: Many peopleВ haveВ rolled up dry weed crumbsВ (known as “shake”) or scraped mold fromВ weed before packing it in their bong. That said, there’s nothing too pleasant about trying to get stoned either way вЂ” the taste will be awful, you’re probably going to cough a lotВ and accidentally smoking that mold can have some nasty consequences, including headaches, vomitingВ and diarrhea.В
All that is to say, if you find yourself questioning the age and freshness of your pot, do yourself a favor and just buy a new eighth.For theВ stoners who don’tВ burn through all their weed in a timely fashion вЂ” and those who get so high they forgot where they hid their stash вЂ” the same question arises: How long does weed last? DoesВ marijuanaВ go bad?В Well, it depends what you meanвЂ¦ ]]>